So it seems that this week my  gig at The Circle primarily revolves around me touching a lot of animals and being harassed by bogan kids both on and off the clock. Here’s me with dolphins A koala (looks like a lot of  revolting, fake smile, old school photos I had from high school…minus the [...]

Let’s enter the Internet confessional. Draw back the html curtain and listen to me whine on for 2 minutes. Let’s not judge. Let’s pretend this is Oprah, let’s momentarily take advantage of the situation,  learn and move on. I like to touch things. This isn’t a sexual dilemma; it’s got nothing to do with kids, [...]