Oh my Christ. Why do people pay to do this? Today I walk like a geriatric and not a lively geriatric…a death shuffle old broad ….my calves’ are tight little balls of rage and my upper arms feel as though they’ve had a sadistic session on medieval stretching rack. My quest for non fatness has [...]

Hey Liz Hurley, I think you’re very attractive and good looking but quite frankly I don’t care for your weight loss advice. Yesterday Lizzy proclaimed that her toned, supple body is down to not eating breakfast (naughty girl), instead she drinks hot water and a ‘couple’ of oatcakes? Oatcakes? I of course popped along to [...]

A couple of things. After yesterdays post people found imdoingmybest.com by searching for these sweet babies I can give you the answers. 1. n/a 2. She has 2, deep peach and Cosmic Latte I went wig shopping this morning to add to my personal wig collection. I’ll probably need a full time wig soon if [...]