This post goes out to Ticketmaster and all of the stupid web sites that insist on using the security word check thing to make sure that you aren’t a robot so you can buy their product. This morning the internet kindly offered me the chance to purchase pre-sale tickets to Florence and the Machine. I [...]

I’m getting older. I get it and I’m cool with it. I really am. The first full moment of realisation that I was not 21 anymore and I was in fact progressing super fast through my twenties, was when I entered a SUPRE store to purchase some singlets (old people buy singlets I am doomed). [...]

There’s nothing like a good call centre phone session to completely remove your will to live. Call Centre drone: “Do you have anyone on life support in your home?” Me: “Only my career!” Long…..long….Silence Call Centre drone: “Right, ok, please listen to this pre-recorded message about legal related things that they don’t trust me to [...]

What amazing specimens I spotted yesterday during a visit to The Melbourne Zoo and surprisingly enough, none of them were behind bars…although some of them should be. I was unaware that Sunday is officially the day that Bogans and deros emerge from their caves and take their spawn to see ‘the monkey things’ and ‘stripy [...]

What the buggery hell has happened to me? After 2 glasses of red last night I woke up feeling seedy.  How embarrassing. Who am I? It’s not like I was debilitating seedy but I was certainly receiving an important and somewhat disappointing message; ‘Hey, Aleisha, how are you? Don’t answer because I already know the [...]

The Australian reported today that the ABC has launched a new team building exercise. It basically involves a tub of Lego in the cafeteria and encouraging staff to ‘exercise their creative minds’ and ‘build an object depicting the ABC of the future’….using Lego.  It seems someone at our national broadcaster may have been reading a [...]