Cripes I want a bike. Sorry, manners. Shitballs I would like a bike… especially after seeing this 5 second marvel. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hqfWAJ2wJI&NR=1 There are lots of ‘things’ I would like and Oprah suggested to me yesterday lunchtime, by means of communication through the television, that I create a list of my wants so I can ‘set [...]

What the buggery hell has happened to me? After 2 glasses of red last night I woke up feeling seedy.  How embarrassing. Who am I? It’s not like I was debilitating seedy but I was certainly receiving an important and somewhat disappointing message; ‘Hey, Aleisha, how are you? Don’t answer because I already know the [...]

At our story meeting today we discussing the smoking tax and bumming ciggies from people and chain smokers. This conversation instantly led me to have a flash back to when, in primary school I was billeted to stay with a creepy old fat man chain smoker, out in country NSW when I was competing at [...]