I live in Victoria and quite frankly I don’t give two hoots about the Grand Final. That’s right you heard me. This fever that everyone’s suffering….I don’t feel it. I am immune. I’m a modern day anti-football-witch and I’ll be condemned for not knowing what teams are in the game and which players are unable [...]

I’m getting older. I get it and I’m cool with it. I really am. The first full moment of realisation that I was not 21 anymore and I was in fact progressing super fast through my twenties, was when I entered a SUPRE store to purchase some singlets (old people buy singlets I am doomed). [...]

Life is like a $2 shop, you never know what useless (but must have shit) you are going to find. There’s a ‘junk’ shop (and I use that as a term of endearment) right near our house, ‘IN TOUCH IMPORTS’. It sells everything that has been invented in the history of the world that could [...]