Firstly, why in the name of Jebus does the printer need to print this page of ink wasting BS every time you replace a cartridge? COME ON PRINTER. I know what you do; you don’t need to prove it every time. I understand why I replace the cartridges because you can buy a printer for [...]

There’s nothing like a good call centre phone session to completely remove your will to live. Call Centre drone: “Do you have anyone on life support in your home?” Me: “Only my career!” Long…..long….Silence Call Centre drone: “Right, ok, please listen to this pre-recorded message about legal related things that they don’t trust me to [...]

There are three writers in our little broom closet office, Dan, Gerard and I (or as we like to be known in the cyber kingdom @trubnad, @drjavabeans and @leishamccormack) We get along pretty well, especially for people that spend most of the day sitting on each others laps (no sexual connotations implied…there is literally no [...]

For the love of God what do those people I can see from my office window, just wandering around, do all day? They have shopping bags and they walk with this air of ‘we don’t work, fuck you up there, looking down from your corporate box‘ about them. Through our yucky stained windows I watch [...]

The Australian reported today that the ABC has launched a new team building exercise. It basically involves a tub of Lego in the cafeteria and encouraging staff to ‘exercise their creative minds’ and ‘build an object depicting the ABC of the future’….using Lego.  It seems someone at our national broadcaster may have been reading a [...]